Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Stavros Niarchos Will Dump Paris Hilton

Stavros Niarchos may be getting tired of Paris Hilton.

A source quoted in Bosh says "The sex with Paris is white-hot, but the novelty is wearing off and the constant drama is starting to get to him, not to mention the pressure from his family to dump her."

Here's my conspiracy theory, Nichole Richie dumped her fiance prior to production of the current Simple Life. Paris has to be single too so she can compete. Apparently the premise of the show is a rip off of trading spouses. A selected family has their wife and mother replaced by Paris and Nichole who get one week each in the house. The family decides who was the best at the end of it.

I hope the families get some REALLY good compensation. The mothers will return to sexually frustrated husbands who will appreciate the work they do to keep things running smoothly at home. Of course, we know the sleezy producers will find a family with a barely restrained horndog of a husband for at least one show. I have to stop this post now or the Hollywood Writers Union will accuse me of writing a script.

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