Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Cable Channel Desperate For Attention, Buys The Simple Life



E! announced Monday they would take over the show 'The Simple Life', altering the format so Hilton and Richie do not have to share screen time.

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Authorities Take Away Paris Hilton's Exotic Pet

Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, is not legally allowed to be kept as a pet and Paris was been ordered by the California Department for Fish and Game to get rid of her monkey.

She of course refused, and an official was sent to her house to retrieve the animal.

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

The Battle Of The Paris Hilton Boyfriends

The Paris story out today involves her present boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend having a war of words at a post American Music Awards party in LA.

Reportedly, Paris Lastis was upset at seeing Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos together, and a yelling match ensued.

Another side event was Stavros finding out through independent study that drinking too much alcohol causes vomiting. No reports on who drove home.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A Worm Named Paris

There is no link here today. There is a worm out with a subject line about Paris. Go look at reputable news sites.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Paris Hilton Knows That Santa Claus Is A Fictional Character



Paris Hilton, 24, says she only discovered the truth about Santa Claus when a mean-spirited friend revealed there was no such person. In Paris' sheltered existence, facts reveal themselves only occasionally, like when her boyfriend demonstrated a couple of Newton's laws of motion using a Bentley and a cube van as visual aids.

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Monday, November 21, 2005

Paris Hilton Is Breaking The Law With Her Kinkajou



I have a fair amount of knowledge and also respect when it comes to wild animals. I want to get this off my chest first: Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou is NOT A MONKEY.

Something else that it isn't is LEGAL in either New York or California, Hilton's states of residence. A spokesman for the California Department for Fish and Game explained: "We'll send them a letter to let them know we're aware they have a restricted species."

I would like to add my voice to those opposed to exotic pet ownership. Wild capture often involves killing family members of the young animal. Also our society is killing hundreds of unwanted cats and dogs every day.

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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Kelly Osbourne Vents About Paris Hilton's Boyfriend

Kelly Osbourne was throwing out some quips after the Vegas hotel incident:
"Paris's stupid boyfriend ruined my 21st birthday!"
There wasn't really much else to say, but she kept talking anyway, read it if you want to.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Is Leaving Her

Stavros Niarchos III has had it with Paris Hilton and her wild lifestyle:
"I need time to reflect. I should have been home today studying, instead I am here paying $100,000 worth of bills."


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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Destroys Hotel Rooms

A 'pillow fight' instigated by Stavros Niarchos III resulted in over $100,000 in damage at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.

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Paris Hilton Is Attacked By Her Pet



Paris Hilton was shopping at a lingerie shop in Las Vegas this weekend when her pet kinkajou attacked her. She then left the little mammal tethered to a display cabinet while she racked up $4,000 in undies.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Man Selling Pictures Of 14 Year Old Hilton On Ebay



Sexy photo’s of Paris Hilton’s mother Kathy Hilton that were taken when she was just 14 have been posted on eBay.

Kathy said that whoever makes the winning bid, she hopes they will be very happy with the pictures.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

More Video From The Night Of The Paris Hilton Accident

Here's a better quality feed of the crash video, and it includes scenes from the police stop. Also there's footage with Paris telling her boyfriend to stop driving right before he causes the car to lurch down the road.

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Saturday, November 12, 2005

The 'Truth' About Paris' Ring

When Paris Hilton's engagement was called off earlier this year, people made a big deal of the fact that Paris did not return her engagement ring. It turns out that the ring on display on Paris' finger had been an inexpensive cubic zirconia that Paris bought herself.

Paris Latsis had given her a less garish 5 caret ring.

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Friday, November 11, 2005

LAPD Spokesperson Making Sense Of The Paris Hilton Vehicle Incident

The LAPD doesn't seem incompetent when you hear their side of the story. Basically they are investigating to see if the officers that stopped Paris Hilton's Bentley, or checked them out while they were stopped, followed procedure properly.

Media reported yesterday that no sobriety tests were carried out. Talan Torriero, star of MTV's "Laguna Beach, stated that he was the only sober person. If the police could not determine who was driving the car before that and made a judgement call that Talan was unimpaired, my guess is they did their job.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Hey Paris, Drunk Driving Is Not Cool



If last nights foolishness is an indication that behavior that can get you the death penalty in some countries is thought to be fashionable In Paris' clique, I have two words for her: BILLY JOEL

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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Drives Bentley Into Parked Truck



Paris Hilton might love the limelight but her boyfriend's attempts to avoid the paparazzi appear to have caused him to crash Hilton's $300,000 Bentley last night.

The details of the report seem to indicate that the LA police let you get away with drunk driving if you are famous. Given the number of famous people and the number of cars there, it's frightening to even think about.

There is video footage of the crash, if you are like me and tend to feel a car's pain, don't look.

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Paris Hilton Had This Convicted Murderer On Her Speed-dial


Paris might be incidental to this story from RADAR or she might be at the center of it, who knows. It's fascinating and it shows just how messed up Hollywood really is.
What I want to know is, what is Snoop Dogg's involvement in all this?

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Nicole Richie: " I Did NOT Have Sex With That Woman"

Nicole Richie is upset by claims she aired the infamous 'One Night In Paris' sex tape at a party she hosted.

You see, the rumors only get people talking about her for like one day. If she makes a public denial it's like, two.

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Monday, November 07, 2005

24 Year Old Paris Hilton Still Gets An Allowance From Her Daddy



Rick Hilton says he still gives Nicky, 22, and Paris, 24, an allowance.

"In terms of the girls being able to support themselves they definitely can but what I do for them is that Kathy and I give them a monthly allowance which pays for their basics, their rent, their car payment and their cell phone bill which can be, depending on the month, quite large."

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Is It News When Paris Has A Bruise ?



Anyone that wants to hide a bruise like that can easily do so. That would lead me to believe that it's an attention getting thing, or just from banging into people/furniture/walls while out clubbing. But there is evidence that her current boyfriend is an ass.

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Paris Hilton Gets A Pubpoena

Paris Hilton is a material witness to a crime according to police and they want to know any information she has regarding Darnell Riley, an alleged burglar who targeted L.A.'s fabulous set. The issue of a pubpoena was quite a big deal and the police presence outside Hilton's residence was caught on video.

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Paris' Boyfriend Is An Ass

Salon puts the Greek rich guy in a bad light:

Stopping at a Burger King after yet another night spent being a super-wealthy, party-hopping heir, "Stavros Niarchos III offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself," a source told Us Weekly. The guy accepted the offer "and everyone laughed."

So, he's probably missed the point of why 'Punked' works. You have to have the good taste to humiliate people in the same socioeconomic group as yourself.

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Paris' Halloween Party Gets Out Of Hand



Paris Hilton's Hollywood Halloween party was interrupted this weekend when actor Christian Slater fell off a neighbor's rooftop after he was allegedly Tasered by Los Angeles police officers.

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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Hilton Working On Her Next Greek Shipping Heir



According to Page Six, Paris Hilton was inseparable from her new boy-toy, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III at Blender magazine's "Rock 'n' Roll Hollywood" bash in the Hollywood Hills the other night - until Hilton decided to plant a good night kiss on *NSYNC-er JC Chasez.

In a couple of years when nobody cares about Paris, I think she will hook up with an old Greek shipping magnate who, like goldfish, die long before you get tired of them.

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