Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Paris Hilton Knows That Santa Claus Is A Fictional Character



Paris Hilton, 24, says she only discovered the truth about Santa Claus when a mean-spirited friend revealed there was no such person. In Paris' sheltered existence, facts reveal themselves only occasionally, like when her boyfriend demonstrated a couple of Newton's laws of motion using a Bentley and a cube van as visual aids.

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