Brian Quintana Versus Paris Hilton

Brian Quintana has got to fight for his right to party, and to plan parties.

The close friend of Stavros Niarchos III has served Paris with a lawyer's “cease and desist” letter, claiming that her bad mouthing him in Hollywood is “ruining his reputation and interfering with his business relationships.”

He is an events producer and is reportedly among the group of Stavros' friends that Paris instructed security to eject from an after-party for the American Music Awards.

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Paris Does Hawaii For Christmas

Paris and Nicky both wore itsy-bitsy bikinis and strutted their stuff in the Maui surf in celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.

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Paris Hilton Needs More Puppies

Paris Hilton has bought herself two new puppies to celebrate being awarded the title of world's worst dog owner.

I have a argument to make in favor of Paris Hilton's pet hoarding. To Paris, these animals are just attention getting accessories. When she's not dragging them out to that drive that's named after an event where animals are mistreated, these animals are well cared for by well paid professionals. It stands to reason that the more pets she has, the less frequently they will be clutched to her boney chest while she stocks up on $75 thongs.

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Paris Hilton Death Threats

Joe Francis testified on Tuesday that his ex-girlfriend Hilton had spoken to him about Riley at a party in late 2004, "Paris Hilton pulled me aside at a party and said, 'I'm being extorted by Darnell Riley for $20,000 a month and he's threatened to kill me if I don't pay.'"

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Paris Says Club LAX Is SH***Y

While running a gauntlet of paparazzi from one Hollywood club to another, Paris took the opportunity to say bad things about Club LAX which coincidentally is run by Nicole Richie's ex-boyfriend.

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Paris Hilton Loses Bimbo Of The Year Award

This Patriotic Porn Star Is #3

Well considering the company she has on the list 6th place isn't so bad. The criteria for the award includes saying stuff to the media that makes people think the exact opposite of what the person said. The award is named in honour of Jessica Hahn's "I am not a Bimbo" statement made in the wake of a sex scandal involving televangelist Jimmy Bakker.

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Stavros Niarchos Will Dump Paris Hilton

Stavros Niarchos may be getting tired of Paris Hilton.

A source quoted in Bosh says "The sex with Paris is white-hot, but the novelty is wearing off and the constant drama is starting to get to him, not to mention the pressure from his family to dump her."

Here's my conspiracy theory, Nichole Richie dumped her fiance prior to production of the current Simple Life. Paris has to be single too so she can compete. Apparently the premise of the show is a rip off of trading spouses. A selected family has their wife and mother replaced by Paris and Nichole who get one week each in the house. The family decides who was the best at the end of it.

I hope the families get some REALLY good compensation. The mothers will return to sexually frustrated husbands who will appreciate the work they do to keep things running smoothly at home. Of course, we know the sleezy producers will find a family with a barely restrained horndog of a husband for at least one show. I have to stop this post now or the Hollywood Writers Union will accuse me of writing a script.

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Mary-Kate Olsen No Longer Friends With Paris Hilton

It almost goes without saying that these two are no longer friendly, but since she said it, I'll post it.

Mary-Kate Olsen told W mag: “Paris and I always only had nice things to say about each other. Now I guess you can tell we’re not talking. It’s a hurtful and painful subject. I miss [Niarchos] and I love him, and I don’t speak with him anymore.”

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Worst Dog Owner? Poll Judges Paris Hilton Harshly

Paris Hilton has been named the world's worst dog owner - ever.

The sexy socialite, famed for owning a menagerie of pets, reportedly topped an online poll conducted by the magazines 'New York Dog' and 'Hollywood Dog'.

I'm not sure if this is a very good poll. I think she's the most famous inept pet owner. But really, the pets belonging to stupid rich people fare much better than most poor people's pets.

Some of the people with money than brains who subscribe to 'Hollywood Dog' probably get fashionable dogs that were born at a puppy mill.

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Man Decorates His Yard With Paris Hilton

This is a crazy story from CNN. Joe Moretti's Christmas display features a collection of blown-up images of Hilton adorned with pink lights. In one, she sports a tiny pink top hiding little of her chest, in another, she wears knee-high boots and a sultry pout. Even Hilton's faithful Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, is celebrated in a colorful portrait.

Reaction has been mixed, and some say it is inappropriate. It could have been worse, he could have somehow gotten Paris Hilton to decorate his yard for him. She has experience with signage from her 1/2 day working at Sonic.

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Paris Hilton Rick Salomon Video Lawsuit

Rick Salomon has filed a lawsuit against Larry Flynt's company, claiming it did not have permission to ink a deal that would broadcast the footage via hotel room pay-per-view.

I was suprised that the piece of night vision cinéma vérité is registered at the copyright office.

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Watch Paris Hilton Pretend To Kiss William Shatner

This is a old video clip I found on Google Video. It features Paris Hilton receiving a pointless award for being repeatedly ingenuous. That's hot.

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Paris Hilton MySpace Page Is A Fake

I site on which 4 tracks from Paris Hilton's album were available for downloading was not really hers.

If you would like to see a real singer with a fake site try www.coreyhartdrivesafiero.blogspot.com/

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Tinkerbell Is Back the Arms Of Paris Hilton

The chihuahua that had supposedly gotten too big to be a fashionable accessory made an entrance at a Victoria's Secret Store earlier this week.

The exotic kinkajou Baby Love was recently taken away by California authorities.

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