PSA #1: Paris Should Not Drive

If you're not as sophisticated as me, you may not realize that this is a modern film made to appear vintage. I am not sure if the narrator truly believes in what he is saying.

I firmly believe that it is in the best interests of everyone for Paris Hilton to stop driving.

Is Tinkerbell Dead???

I am looking for confirmation that Tinkerbell, the original Paris Hilton arm candy (Chihuahua is not MY favorite flavor) is dead. First off here is an interesting list showing the life expectancy of dogs by breed:

Afghan Hound (12.0)
Airedale Terrier (11.2)
Basset Hound (12.8)
Beagle (13.3)
Bearded Collie (12.3)
Bedlington Terrier (14.3)
Bernese Mountain Dog (7.0)
Border Collie (13.0)
Border Terrier (13.8)
Boxer (10.4)
Bull Terrier (12.9)
Bulldog (6.7)
Bullmastiff (8.6)
Cairn Terrier (13.2)
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (10.7)
Chihuahua (13.0)
Chow Chow (13.5)
Cocker Spaniel (12.5)
Corgi (11.3)
Dachshund (12.2)
Dalmatian (13.0)
Doberman Pinscher (9.8)
English Cocker Spaniel (11.8)
English Setter (11.2)
English Springer Spaniel (13.0)
English Toy Spaniel (10.1)
Flat-Coated Retriever (9.5)
German Shepherd (10.3)
German Shorthaired Pointer (12.3)
Golden Retriever (12.0)
Gordon Setter (11.3)
Great Dane (8.4)
Greyhound (13.2)
Irish Red and White Setter (12.9)
Irish Setter (11.8)
Irish Wolfhound (6.2)
Jack Russell Terrier (13.6)
Labrador Retriever (12.6)
Lurcher (12.6)
Miniature Dachshund (14.4)
Miniature Poodle (14.8)
Norfolk Terrier (10.0)
Old English Sheepdog (11.8)
Pekingese (13.3)
Random-bred / Mongrel (13.2)
Rhodesian Ridgeback (9.1)
Rottweiler (9.8)
Rough Collie (12.2)
Samoyed (11.0)
Scottish Deerhound (9.5)
Scottish Terrier (12.0)
Shetland Sheepdog (13.3)
Shih Tzu (13.4)
Staffordshire Bull Terrier (10.0)
Standard Poodle (12.0)
Tibetan Terrier (14.3)
Toy Poodle (14.4)
Viszla (12.5)
Weimaraner (10.0)
Welsh Springer Spaniel (11.5)
West Highland White Terrier (12.8)
Whippet (14.3)
Wire Fox Terrier (13.0)
Yorkshire Terrier (12.8)

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I can't find confirmation of the rumor. Here is an old article about a handbag made to resemble a dead chihuahua.

Paris Continues to Exist Despite AP Ban

Looking at this blog, I noticed that I have conducted MANY experiments similar to the one week publication ban that the Associated Press did with Paris Hilton. I will probably do it again. It is an interesting coincidence that the ban was over just in time for a good story about her arrest for driving with a suspended license.

Paris does not need to drive. I have a tiny bit of sympathy for people who break the law by driving with a suspended license when it is to go to some Joe job so they can feed their kids and pay their rent. I have no sympathy for Paris.

Ivanka Trump is No Paris Hilton

If you can get the press to quote your comment about not being anything like Paris Hilton, um, I don't know how to finish this sentence.

Ivanka Trump can get a spot on talk shows because of her parentage. She does not seem very engaging or striking to me. I don't like her father. I don't know Paris' father.

Ivanka hates being compared to Paris Hilton.

"I think we are totally different individuals. If I were to go off the rails and become this party kid, I would not be able to afford my lifestyle. I've never had a sense of entitlement. I saw how hard my father worked for his money and it was always made very clear to me that things wouldn't just be given to me."
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Since when are paid appearances at clubs and parties NOT work?

Judge Rules Against Parisexposed

Paris Hilton continues to get favorable results in court in her efforts to regain her privacy. I had previously published a rumor that Paris stood to profit personally from the website, but I think her continued legal battle to shut it down completely and permanently put those rumors in doubt. The circumstances surrounding the publication of the private and provocative materials are strange. Paris is supposed to have failed to pay the rent on a storage locker and had her personal belongings auctioned off.

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Paris Hilton Shaves Her Head

Of course Paris did NOT shave her head. The point that I was trying to make is that Paris is selfish and vain enough to be a functional drunken slut. I think her ex-best-friend-forever should go back to innocent and childish. And I also think a key difference between Britney and Paris is that Paris is not friends with the people she hires to look after her, and she tends not to fire them for trying to do their jobs either.

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Will Paris be my Friend

Being a BFF of Paris is a short term appointment. I am not aiming for that, I just want to be one of her hundreds of thousands of MySpace friends.

Is Paris Going to AA Meetings?

Paris may have been sentenced to attend Alcoholic Anonymous. Moderation Management, which promotes drinking in moderation instead of abstinence got some free press by inviting Paris to attend their meetings.

Moderation Management founder Marc Kern says that Paris shouldn’t have to attend AA meetings with common drunks:

“Paris is obviously an early stage problem drinker, and an abstinence group is an overkill and inappropriate for a celebrity…To mandate that Paris Hilton attend an abstinence-only support group is counterproductive and is not really going to help, if our goal is to rehabilitate or educate. “What is best for her? Paris needs Moderation Management, not AA.”

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I didn't watch any Simple Life episodes beyond the first season, but I seem to remember Paris having no difficulties pretending to be nice and sweet around common drunks. She is farily convincing at pretending to be a common drunk.

New Look For This Blog

If you have been here before, and dozens of people have BTW, you will notice that I have made the insane decision to actually change out of default mode. This blog has always been all about content. In keeping with the ideals of it's namesake, Paris Hilton, I never wanted this blog to be in any way superficial. Let me know if you like having the header title in pink or yellow, I couldn't decide.

The Man from GLAAD versus Paris Hilton

"When Paris Hilton utters these words into a camera, it creates a permanent record that . . . she must bear responsibility for. These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself and publicly apologize to the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) and African-American communities, and all those offended by these slurs."

Neil G. Giuliano, GLAAD president and former Tempe mayor.

I haven't viewed any of the camera phone footage in question. I personally feel that the act of saying a word should not be some kind of inexcusable act. It really comes down to context and intent. That being said I am not going to assume that Paris was not being hateful and crass.

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Parisexposed Temporarily Shut Down by Federal Judge

This is simply too complicated to paraphrase...

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A federal judge has issued a temporary injunction against a Web site peddling personal pictures, videos, diaries, and other items that heiress Paris Hilton once kept at a storage facility.

Hilton sued the Web site ParisExposed.com last month, accusing it of exploiting her private personal belongings for commercial gain. The injunction issued Friday temporarily bars the Web site from releasing Hilton’s Social Security number, health data and other personal information.

Hilton’s spokesman, Elliott Mintz, said Saturday he was pleased by the move.

“I know what this has done personally and emotionally to Paris,” Mintz said. “As far as I’m concerned, this is the most disturbing intrusion upon the privacy of a public figure that I’ve ever witnessed. “

The subscription-based Web site was launched last month and claims to have footage of Hilton in a “sexy bubble bath” video and various shots of the 25-year-old socialite in “racy situations.”

Hilton previously said she put her possessions in storage two years ago when she and her sister, Nicky, moved out of a house that had been burglarized.

The lawsuit alleges two defendants paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the Web site.

A message sent to an e-mail address for Persa on Saturday afternoon was not immediately returned. Persa is due in court on Feb. 16 to address the injunction.
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So, I'm not sure about all the legal jargon...I think there are still loopholes through which an eager public can see Paris' naughty bits.

Is Parisexposed a Fraud ?

The issue is whether the story surrounding the publication of all the scandalous photos and videos is real, not whether the materials themselves are legit.

Sources are saying that Paris is profiting from the website and the story is an attempt at avoiding responsibilty for her own exposure. I think that other people who appear in the videos should be talking to their lawyers, if they aren't already. I am not linking to any of it. Google parisexposed if you must.

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Paris gets Probation for her DUI

Paris had issued a not guilty plea to the DUI charge through her representative at an earlier court proceeding. Now her lawyers have plea bargained down to reckless driving with a no contest plea.

She will be on probation for 36 months and during that time there will be zero tolerance for driving with alcohol in her system. She also has to attend some classes and pay a total of about $1500 in fines and court costs.

It sounds fair to me. Even though she has had issues with reckless driving in the past, the judge couldn't consider most of them because the police always let her go with a warning, possibly even without a warning. She has been known to effuse about how much she loves the police immediately after they let her go. I don't know if there were any quotes about the way she felt about the officers who actually arrested her last year. I don't think they got any love.

Oh, and I don't really think it is fair that she gets to be absent for all of these court dates.

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Paris Will Fill Britney's Slot In TV Commercial

The NFL network will be airing an advertisement featuring several celebrities. They have reportedly retracted the invitation that had been extended to Britney Spears. Paris Hilton has been asked to fill the vacant spot on the commercial. I guess the ongoing legal proceedings related to Paris' alleged DUI are not a problem for the network.

In a related story a friend of Paris has asserted that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are no longer friends.

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Paris' Lawyer Issues a Not Guity Plea

That does not that she is not guilty. That means that she wishes to say that she is not guilty. Can you imagine how much it will suck for Mr Mintz when he has to drive Paris everywhere AND carry her handbag. He may need a raise.