Monday, January 16, 2006

Britney's Future Ex-Husband Puts His Hairy Palms On Paris Hilton At A Casino


I'm not sure whether to use reportedly or allegedly for this bit of gossip. Kevin Federline was um.. supposedly man handling Paris Hilton at some party celebrating some online gambling thing that has his father-in-law's name attached to it.

In a possibly related story, Britney Spears is out in public not wearing a wedding ring. Maybe it's being resized after losing all that weight. Or maybe she's well on her way to losing 150 lbs of dead weight called Kevin.

And what about Paris? If I was Kevin, my alibi would be that my hand went there while I was helping to hold the drunk skank up off the floor.

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