Paris And Britney: Will They Be BFF ?

I am going to check immediately after posting this to see if Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are still friends. Friends and family of Britney Spears, Grammy winning singer, are reportedly considering some kind of intervention to get her to stop her nonstop partying. Partying is the basis of the friendship between Paris and Britney.

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A Reminder: Paris Hilton Does Work For A Living

Sometimes with all the press about her recreation, people forget that Paaris Hilton is a consumate professional.


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Paris Hilton's CD is NOT Selling

I live in a cave and news about Paris Hilton's musical debut was in my face for months, it got lots of FREE promotion from the media. Even if they were predicting it's failure they were still in effect generating interest.

Now that the actual product is in stores the fact that very few people would actually pay to own her music is apparent. The number I found was 75,000 copies. I think it might have sold better if it had sounded atrocious. Most reviewers have conceded that it is a very well crafted and inoffensive bunch of club tracks.

If I was interviewing Paris Hilton, I would pick out some of the musical performers who are not cute at all from the Billboard Album chart and ask her to compare her album with theirs.


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Paris Hilton's Phone Abuse: It's Not Hacking

Hacker's, the people with tricked out hardware and a scary knowledge of code and protocol, must really HATE it when the media calls Paris Hilton a hacker. Please people, channel the power of that hate into something useful.

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Paris Hilton Compares Herself to Diana and Marilyn

"There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon."

Paris Hilton is credited with the above quote. It's almost enough to just let the quote speak for itself. Even if you were not alive on this Earth at the same time as the woman that Paris is equating herself with, you probably have some inkling of what makes them larger than life, decades after they are dead. Here's the litmus test, if anyone other than Paris Hilton ever names a bar or nightclub after her, I will concede that she is right.

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Paris Signs On with the Olsen Twins' Licensing Company

The Beanstalk Group handles licensing for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and the U.S. Army. Their recent signing of Paris Hilton could make for some awkward meetings if the silly feuds between Mary-Kate and Paris continue.

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Paris Hilton's Tonsil Hockey Nets Ultimate Penalty For Theodore

Paris Hilton has allegedly busted up the relationship of a Canadian hockey star and his longtime girlfriend.

Paris was in Toronto for a music awards party and part of her time canoodling with Jose Theodore. His girlfriend and the mother of his 3 month old child has reportedly kicked him out of their Montreal home over the incident.

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Paris Hilton Doing Her Civic Duty

Rich SUV drivers are under attack this week because some guy who only got a little more than 50% of the Presidential vote in 2000 has decided to release a movie making the outlandish claim that increasing CO2 emissions are contributing to global warming. Paris Hilton is no dummy, she has read all the science and come to her own conclusions. She plans to use her big Range Rover to run over smaller, less evolved cars, ones that are not cute at all.

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Singer Paris Hilton Discovered By Paris Hilton

“When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”

Luckily for Paris Hilton, record label owner Paris Hilton also recognized this unique talent and soon we will all get to hear the silk purse, I mean silken voice.

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Paris Hilton Launches Her Own Phone Game

She was late for the public appearance, she used the wrong game title during her announcement and there are rumors circulating that she didn't design the game herself. But it is still good marketing. They should get her to endorse dog food.

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Paris Had a Drunken Party at Her House: THIS is News?

Actually what was news to me was the fact that she is still with Stavros. The party was in celebration of his birthday and reportedly involved fully clothed jumps into the pool.

I used to go to parties like this... when I was 16. I like to take every opportunity to point out that Pari Hilton is now over 24 years old.

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Pink Disses Paris Hilton

Recording artist Pink feels that Paris Hilton is an unsuitable role model for young girls.

Pink is shocked and concerned that young girls may think it's cool to make their own sex tapes because of the way Paris Hilton chooses to live her life.

I'm just bothered by the fact that they go out in public dressed up like Paris.

BE AFRAID.

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How Paris Hilton Sounds in Paris' Head

I haven't heard Paris Hilton's music. She described it at her label launch in 2004 as a mix of Madonna and Blondie. I think she may have inspired this mashup.

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Heart of Crass: Paris Hilton Album Release is Coming

Heiress Records is in a neck and neck race with the pride of Bahrain to get music out to an eager buying public.

The record company that Paris founded has not released a record by anyone yet.

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Paris Latsis Doubts He Will Get Back With Paris Hilton

Paris Latsis opens the door a crack with this quote that 'friends' attribute to him:

"Even if I wanted to get back with her I couldn't, my parents wouldn't allow it."

I think the reason given for Paris Hilton's breakup with her most recent Greek heir is not going to help matters with the Latsis family. If it was real love on the part of both (what IS the plural for Paris?) they could go ahead and have a relationship, they are both over 25 years old
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Is Paris Hilton Single ?

"Are there any hot guys here? I need a hot guy."

This is what sources claim Paris said at a party after the quarry she had arranged was a no-show. The breakup with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, seems to be official.

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Paris Hilton Gets Blacklisted For A Party

The Vanity Fair Post-Oscar Bash was really fun, it had um...people and um...alcoholic beverages and um...oh right, a refreshing lack of Paris Hilton.

Here's where it gets interesting; the organizer was talking about a smaller guest list and 'A listers only', but Nicole Richie was there.

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A Judge Grants Restraining Order Against Paris Hilton

The great thing about this court proceeding is that it gave a very public platform to Brian Quintana's assertions that Paris is a really nasty piece of work.

His claims include incidents of pushing, death threats and racial slurs.

He claims that Paris Hilton accused him of encouraging Stavros to leave her and go back to Mary-Kate Olsen.

He says she has a problem with drugs and alcohol and that her seedy associates are cause for concern.

Oh, he still has a schmoozy picture of Paris and himself on his website.

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But Does This Paris Hilton 'Look-Alike' Have Her Talent ?

Oh, I guess looking like Paris Hilton IS Paris Hilton's only real talent. Before you correct me, guys, that other thing is not a talent.

Natalie Reid's 'talent' earns her up to $2,000 an appearance at corporate functions. As an added perk, she gets to go home at the end of the night and not be Paris Hilton.

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Kathy Hilton Wardrobe Functioning... Brain?...Not So Much

I don't know what to say about this. Why didn't someone tell her? These people pay employees to follow them around holding their jackets and purses, couldn't they have them double as a sober set of eyes?

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Paris Hilton And Mary-Kate Olsen Reportedly Friends Again

Life and Style Magazine is claiming that Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen talked through things while seated together at a Golden Globes party. Maybe Mary-Kate has an easier time making nice to Paris now that Miss Hilton is in legal trouble on two fronts and getting lots of bad tabloid press. It's called schadenfreude .

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Kelly Osbourne Disses Paris Hilton To Get Attention

Sources are quoting Kelly Osbourne and saying she's calling Paris Hilton a bad influence on young girls. Kelly has so many caveats in her little anecdote that she doesn't really say that much.

I'll say something, any young girl that chooses 24 year old amateur porn star/reality TV personality Paris Hilton as a role model needs to be sent to some kind of boot camp ASAP.

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The Real Reason Paris Won't Pose For Playboy

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Paris Hilton Podcast

Yes a fresh, hot very personal podcast from our favorite heiress. It's like a phone call except without the racial slurs and death threats. It's about all the fun partying at Sundance.

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Brian Quintana Has Paris Hilton's Picture On His Website

Brian Quintana loves to have his picture taken with famous people, so much so that he hasn't taken a picture of himself with Paris Hilton off the top of his PHOTOS page on his website. Paris is one of the few people on the page who don't look vaguely uncomfortable when posing with Brian.

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Paris Hilton Refuses To Pose For Playboy

Paris Hilton claims to have refused an offer to appear in Playboy"

They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. I'll never do it. Why? Because I'M Paris Hilton."

1,000,000/(24-17)= 142857 times that Hugh Hefner asked Paris to pose naked. That's 55 times a day. Paris Hilton doesn't get naked quite that often.

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Paris Hilton's Lawyer Wants Psych Exam For Zeta Graff

Paris Hilton's attorneys say they want a psychiatrist to assess Zeta Graff, who is suing the heiress for allegedly planting "vicious lies" about her in the gossip pages.

Oh, and also it should be entered into court records that she is not cute at all.

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Paris Hilton Allegedly Urinates In A Taxi

Harden Jamison alleges that Paris Hilton was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

It looks like the cabbie is trying to cash in on the unfortunate event. I think the supposed offer oF $200 from Paris' people would have almost been fair compensation.

Expect to see a piss soaked towel on eBay later this week.

Luckily for Paris, the deniability is much higher with pee than it is with vomit.

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Paris Hilton Digs Herself In Deeper During Deposition

I'm not going to list the stupid things Paris Hilton said in her deposition for the suit that Zeta Graff is bringing against her, but here's something mean she said about Graff:

"She is old and should stay at home with her child, instead of being at night clubs with young people... She is not cute at all."

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Pais Hilton And Her Friends Diss People In Childish, Stupid Ways

Paris Hilton and her friends have come up with secret signals to help each other escape when they're trapped talking to less than desirable human beings.

It's a sophisticated combination of lying, running away and giggling.

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Britney's Future Ex-Husband Puts His Hairy Palms On Paris Hilton At A Casino

I'm not sure whether to use reportedly or allegedly for this bit of gossip. Kevin Federline was um.. supposedly man handling Paris Hilton at some party celebrating some online gambling thing that has his father-in-law's name attached to it.

In a possibly related story, Britney Spears is out in public not wearing a wedding ring. Maybe it's being resized after losing all that weight. Or maybe she's well on her way to losing 150 lbs of dead weight called Kevin.

And what about Paris? If I was Kevin, my alibi would be that my hand went there while I was helping to hold the drunk skank up off the floor.

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Paris Hilton Has Drunken Fall

Paris Hilton collapsed on the pavement after a drunken night out with friends on Monday.

Paris is 24 years old. I'm not sure where rich fits into the equation, but in my social circle, 24 plus drunken ass divided by curb equals loser.

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Is Paris Hilton A Racist ?

I personally am not sure if Paris Hilton is a racist.

But she does occasionally get some bad press when she uses insulting labels for people that she thinks she is better than. Like in October 2004, when a tape surfaced, showing her using the N word behind the backs of two black gentleman with whom she'd just finished a polite business discussion.

Now, Brian Quintana has accused Hilton of using racial slurs against him, calling him a "lazy Mexican."

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Stavros Uses A Fake ID

Paris Hilton was none too happy when she and boyfriend, 19-year-old Stavros Niarchos, were turned away from sister Nicky's New Year's Eve celebration at Pure nightclub. The legal drinking age is 21.

Reports say Stavros flashed a fake ID to get into the party, but was turned away. Nicky and Paris reportedly stormed out of the club. So, if he is not a US citizen and he is carrying false identification, shouldn't he be in lots of really deep trouble?

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Were Paris And Stavros High When They Had The On Camera Car Accident?

Steve-O blurted out on Jimmy Kimmel live last week that prior to the accident he had met Hilton and Niarchos at a night club and provided them with nitrous-filled balloons. “I probably shouldn’t say that,” Steve-O said and added, “Whoops!”

So the police officers who stopped the two later that evening had no reason to be suspicious when Paris' breath smelled like a rubber balloon.

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Brian Quitana Is Doing His Best To Make Us Believe That Paris Hilton Is Not A Nice Person.

Brian Quintana, an L.A. events promoter, reportedly played a recorded phone conversation to a newspaper in which a female he claims to be Hilton, screams obscenities and insists that Quintana is a pathetic loser.

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Paris Hilton Dislikes This Man, Can't You Tell?

Event promoter Brian Quintana, 37, is seeking a restraining order against Paris Hilton.

"I have received numerous calls (from Hilton) threatening my life," Quintana stated.

It's interesting that Brian Quintana still has this picture posted on his website.

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Will Paris Hilton Face Perjury Charges?

Conflicting depositions and accusations of perjury are what is now happening in the civil case that Zeta Graff has brought against Paris Hilton.

My legal expert ( the person at the desk next to mine ) tells me that perjury is the same crime regardless of whether it's in a criminal trial or just a civil suit.

Perjury is lying under oath.

I had a co-worker who got sentenced to 6 months of house arrest for perjury.

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