PSA #1: Paris Should Not Drive

If you're not as sophisticated as me, you may not realize that this is a modern film made to appear vintage. I am not sure if the narrator truly believes in what he is saying.

I firmly believe that it is in the best interests of everyone for Paris Hilton to stop driving.

Is Tinkerbell Dead???

I am looking for confirmation that Tinkerbell, the original Paris Hilton arm candy (Chihuahua is not MY favorite flavor) is dead. First off here is an interesting list showing the life expectancy of dogs by breed:

Afghan Hound (12.0)
Airedale Terrier (11.2)
Basset Hound (12.8)
Beagle (13.3)
Bearded Collie (12.3)
Bedlington Terrier (14.3)
Bernese Mountain Dog (7.0)
Border Collie (13.0)
Border Terrier (13.8)
Boxer (10.4)
Bull Terrier (12.9)
Bulldog (6.7)
Bullmastiff (8.6)
Cairn Terrier (13.2)
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (10.7)
Chihuahua (13.0)
Chow Chow (13.5)
Cocker Spaniel (12.5)
Corgi (11.3)
Dachshund (12.2)
Dalmatian (13.0)
Doberman Pinscher (9.8)
English Cocker Spaniel (11.8)
English Setter (11.2)
English Springer Spaniel (13.0)
English Toy Spaniel (10.1)
Flat-Coated Retriever (9.5)
German Shepherd (10.3)
German Shorthaired Pointer (12.3)
Golden Retriever (12.0)
Gordon Setter (11.3)
Great Dane (8.4)
Greyhound (13.2)
Irish Red and White Setter (12.9)
Irish Setter (11.8)
Irish Wolfhound (6.2)
Jack Russell Terrier (13.6)
Labrador Retriever (12.6)
Lurcher (12.6)
Miniature Dachshund (14.4)
Miniature Poodle (14.8)
Norfolk Terrier (10.0)
Old English Sheepdog (11.8)
Pekingese (13.3)
Random-bred / Mongrel (13.2)
Rhodesian Ridgeback (9.1)
Rottweiler (9.8)
Rough Collie (12.2)
Samoyed (11.0)
Scottish Deerhound (9.5)
Scottish Terrier (12.0)
Shetland Sheepdog (13.3)
Shih Tzu (13.4)
Staffordshire Bull Terrier (10.0)
Standard Poodle (12.0)
Tibetan Terrier (14.3)
Toy Poodle (14.4)
Viszla (12.5)
Weimaraner (10.0)
Welsh Springer Spaniel (11.5)
West Highland White Terrier (12.8)
Whippet (14.3)
Wire Fox Terrier (13.0)
Yorkshire Terrier (12.8)

source...

I can't find confirmation of the rumor. Here is an old article about a handbag made to resemble a dead chihuahua.

Paris Continues to Exist Despite AP Ban

Looking at this blog, I noticed that I have conducted MANY experiments similar to the one week publication ban that the Associated Press did with Paris Hilton. I will probably do it again. It is an interesting coincidence that the ban was over just in time for a good story about her arrest for driving with a suspended license.

Paris does not need to drive. I have a tiny bit of sympathy for people who break the law by driving with a suspended license when it is to go to some Joe job so they can feed their kids and pay their rent. I have no sympathy for Paris.