Paris Hilton's Tonsil Hockey Nets Ultimate Penalty For Theodore

Paris Hilton has allegedly busted up the relationship of a Canadian hockey star and his longtime girlfriend.

Paris was in Toronto for a music awards party and part of her time canoodling with Jose Theodore. His girlfriend and the mother of his 3 month old child has reportedly kicked him out of their Montreal home over the incident.

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Paris Hilton Doing Her Civic Duty

Rich SUV drivers are under attack this week because some guy who only got a little more than 50% of the Presidential vote in 2000 has decided to release a movie making the outlandish claim that increasing CO2 emissions are contributing to global warming. Paris Hilton is no dummy, she has read all the science and come to her own conclusions. She plans to use her big Range Rover to run over smaller, less evolved cars, ones that are not cute at all.

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