Will Paris be my Friend

Being a BFF of Paris is a short term appointment. I am not aiming for that, I just want to be one of her hundreds of thousands of MySpace friends.

Is Paris Going to AA Meetings?

Paris may have been sentenced to attend Alcoholic Anonymous. Moderation Management, which promotes drinking in moderation instead of abstinence got some free press by inviting Paris to attend their meetings.

Moderation Management founder Marc Kern says that Paris shouldn’t have to attend AA meetings with common drunks:

“Paris is obviously an early stage problem drinker, and an abstinence group is an overkill and inappropriate for a celebrity…To mandate that Paris Hilton attend an abstinence-only support group is counterproductive and is not really going to help, if our goal is to rehabilitate or educate. “What is best for her? Paris needs Moderation Management, not AA.”

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I didn't watch any Simple Life episodes beyond the first season, but I seem to remember Paris having no difficulties pretending to be nice and sweet around common drunks. She is farily convincing at pretending to be a common drunk.

New Look For This Blog

If you have been here before, and dozens of people have BTW, you will notice that I have made the insane decision to actually change out of default mode. This blog has always been all about content. In keeping with the ideals of it's namesake, Paris Hilton, I never wanted this blog to be in any way superficial. Let me know if you like having the header title in pink or yellow, I couldn't decide.

The Man from GLAAD versus Paris Hilton

"When Paris Hilton utters these words into a camera, it creates a permanent record that . . . she must bear responsibility for. These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself and publicly apologize to the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) and African-American communities, and all those offended by these slurs."

Neil G. Giuliano, GLAAD president and former Tempe mayor.

I haven't viewed any of the camera phone footage in question. I personally feel that the act of saying a word should not be some kind of inexcusable act. It really comes down to context and intent. That being said I am not going to assume that Paris was not being hateful and crass.

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Parisexposed Temporarily Shut Down by Federal Judge

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A federal judge has issued a temporary injunction against a Web site peddling personal pictures, videos, diaries, and other items that heiress Paris Hilton once kept at a storage facility.

Hilton sued the Web site ParisExposed.com last month, accusing it of exploiting her private personal belongings for commercial gain. The injunction issued Friday temporarily bars the Web site from releasing Hilton’s Social Security number, health data and other personal information.

Hilton’s spokesman, Elliott Mintz, said Saturday he was pleased by the move.

“I know what this has done personally and emotionally to Paris,” Mintz said. “As far as I’m concerned, this is the most disturbing intrusion upon the privacy of a public figure that I’ve ever witnessed. “

The subscription-based Web site was launched last month and claims to have footage of Hilton in a “sexy bubble bath” video and various shots of the 25-year-old socialite in “racy situations.”

Hilton previously said she put her possessions in storage two years ago when she and her sister, Nicky, moved out of a house that had been burglarized.

The lawsuit alleges two defendants paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the Web site.

A message sent to an e-mail address for Persa on Saturday afternoon was not immediately returned. Persa is due in court on Feb. 16 to address the injunction.
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So, I'm not sure about all the legal jargon...I think there are still loopholes through which an eager public can see Paris' naughty bits.

Is Parisexposed a Fraud ?

The issue is whether the story surrounding the publication of all the scandalous photos and videos is real, not whether the materials themselves are legit.

Sources are saying that Paris is profiting from the website and the story is an attempt at avoiding responsibilty for her own exposure. I think that other people who appear in the videos should be talking to their lawyers, if they aren't already. I am not linking to any of it. Google parisexposed if you must.

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Paris gets Probation for her DUI

Paris had issued a not guilty plea to the DUI charge through her representative at an earlier court proceeding. Now her lawyers have plea bargained down to reckless driving with a no contest plea.

She will be on probation for 36 months and during that time there will be zero tolerance for driving with alcohol in her system. She also has to attend some classes and pay a total of about $1500 in fines and court costs.

It sounds fair to me. Even though she has had issues with reckless driving in the past, the judge couldn't consider most of them because the police always let her go with a warning, possibly even without a warning. She has been known to effuse about how much she loves the police immediately after they let her go. I don't know if there were any quotes about the way she felt about the officers who actually arrested her last year. I don't think they got any love.

Oh, and I don't really think it is fair that she gets to be absent for all of these court dates.

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Paris Will Fill Britney's Slot In TV Commercial

The NFL network will be airing an advertisement featuring several celebrities. They have reportedly retracted the invitation that had been extended to Britney Spears. Paris Hilton has been asked to fill the vacant spot on the commercial. I guess the ongoing legal proceedings related to Paris' alleged DUI are not a problem for the network.

In a related story a friend of Paris has asserted that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are no longer friends.

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Paris' Lawyer Issues a Not Guity Plea

That does not that she is not guilty. That means that she wishes to say that she is not guilty. Can you imagine how much it will suck for Mr Mintz when he has to drive Paris everywhere AND carry her handbag. He may need a raise.

Paris And Britney: Will They Be BFF ?

I am going to check immediately after posting this to see if Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are still friends. Friends and family of Britney Spears, Grammy winning singer, are reportedly considering some kind of intervention to get her to stop her nonstop partying. Partying is the basis of the friendship between Paris and Britney.

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A Reminder: Paris Hilton Does Work For A Living

Sometimes with all the press about her recreation, people forget that Paaris Hilton is a consumate professional.


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Paris Hilton's CD is NOT Selling

I live in a cave and news about Paris Hilton's musical debut was in my face for months, it got lots of FREE promotion from the media. Even if they were predicting it's failure they were still in effect generating interest.

Now that the actual product is in stores the fact that very few people would actually pay to own her music is apparent. The number I found was 75,000 copies. I think it might have sold better if it had sounded atrocious. Most reviewers have conceded that it is a very well crafted and inoffensive bunch of club tracks.

If I was interviewing Paris Hilton, I would pick out some of the musical performers who are not cute at all from the Billboard Album chart and ask her to compare her album with theirs.


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Paris Hilton's Phone Abuse: It's Not Hacking

Hacker's, the people with tricked out hardware and a scary knowledge of code and protocol, must really HATE it when the media calls Paris Hilton a hacker. Please people, channel the power of that hate into something useful.

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Paris Hilton Compares Herself to Diana and Marilyn

"There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon."

Paris Hilton is credited with the above quote. It's almost enough to just let the quote speak for itself. Even if you were not alive on this Earth at the same time as the woman that Paris is equating herself with, you probably have some inkling of what makes them larger than life, decades after they are dead. Here's the litmus test, if anyone other than Paris Hilton ever names a bar or nightclub after her, I will concede that she is right.

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Paris Signs On with the Olsen Twins' Licensing Company

The Beanstalk Group handles licensing for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and the U.S. Army. Their recent signing of Paris Hilton could make for some awkward meetings if the silly feuds between Mary-Kate and Paris continue.

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Paris Hilton's Tonsil Hockey Nets Ultimate Penalty For Theodore

Paris Hilton has allegedly busted up the relationship of a Canadian hockey star and his longtime girlfriend.

Paris was in Toronto for a music awards party and part of her time canoodling with Jose Theodore. His girlfriend and the mother of his 3 month old child has reportedly kicked him out of their Montreal home over the incident.

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Paris Hilton Doing Her Civic Duty

Rich SUV drivers are under attack this week because some guy who only got a little more than 50% of the Presidential vote in 2000 has decided to release a movie making the outlandish claim that increasing CO2 emissions are contributing to global warming. Paris Hilton is no dummy, she has read all the science and come to her own conclusions. She plans to use her big Range Rover to run over smaller, less evolved cars, ones that are not cute at all.

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Singer Paris Hilton Discovered By Paris Hilton

“When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”

Luckily for Paris Hilton, record label owner Paris Hilton also recognized this unique talent and soon we will all get to hear the silk purse, I mean silken voice.

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Paris Hilton Launches Her Own Phone Game

She was late for the public appearance, she used the wrong game title during her announcement and there are rumors circulating that she didn't design the game herself. But it is still good marketing. They should get her to endorse dog food.

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Paris Had a Drunken Party at Her House: THIS is News?

Actually what was news to me was the fact that she is still with Stavros. The party was in celebration of his birthday and reportedly involved fully clothed jumps into the pool.

I used to go to parties like this... when I was 16. I like to take every opportunity to point out that Pari Hilton is now over 24 years old.

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Pink Disses Paris Hilton

Recording artist Pink feels that Paris Hilton is an unsuitable role model for young girls.

Pink is shocked and concerned that young girls may think it's cool to make their own sex tapes because of the way Paris Hilton chooses to live her life.

I'm just bothered by the fact that they go out in public dressed up like Paris.

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How Paris Hilton Sounds in Paris' Head

I haven't heard Paris Hilton's music. She described it at her label launch in 2004 as a mix of Madonna and Blondie. I think she may have inspired this mashup.

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Heart of Crass: Paris Hilton Album Release is Coming

Heiress Records is in a neck and neck race with the pride of Bahrain to get music out to an eager buying public.

The record company that Paris founded has not released a record by anyone yet.

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Paris Latsis Doubts He Will Get Back With Paris Hilton

Paris Latsis opens the door a crack with this quote that 'friends' attribute to him:

"Even if I wanted to get back with her I couldn't, my parents wouldn't allow it."

I think the reason given for Paris Hilton's breakup with her most recent Greek heir is not going to help matters with the Latsis family. If it was real love on the part of both (what IS the plural for Paris?) they could go ahead and have a relationship, they are both over 25 years old
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Is Paris Hilton Single ?

"Are there any hot guys here? I need a hot guy."

This is what sources claim Paris said at a party after the quarry she had arranged was a no-show. The breakup with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, seems to be official.

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Paris Hilton Gets Blacklisted For A Party

The Vanity Fair Post-Oscar Bash was really fun, it had um...people and um...alcoholic beverages and um...oh right, a refreshing lack of Paris Hilton.

Here's where it gets interesting; the organizer was talking about a smaller guest list and 'A listers only', but Nicole Richie was there.

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A Judge Grants Restraining Order Against Paris Hilton

The great thing about this court proceeding is that it gave a very public platform to Brian Quintana's assertions that Paris is a really nasty piece of work.

His claims include incidents of pushing, death threats and racial slurs.

He claims that Paris Hilton accused him of encouraging Stavros to leave her and go back to Mary-Kate Olsen.

He says she has a problem with drugs and alcohol and that her seedy associates are cause for concern.

Oh, he still has a schmoozy picture of Paris and himself on his website.

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But Does This Paris Hilton 'Look-Alike' Have Her Talent ?

Oh, I guess looking like Paris Hilton IS Paris Hilton's only real talent. Before you correct me, guys, that other thing is not a talent.

Natalie Reid's 'talent' earns her up to $2,000 an appearance at corporate functions. As an added perk, she gets to go home at the end of the night and not be Paris Hilton.

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Kathy Hilton Wardrobe Functioning... Brain?...Not So Much

I don't know what to say about this. Why didn't someone tell her? These people pay employees to follow them around holding their jackets and purses, couldn't they have them double as a sober set of eyes?

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Paris Hilton And Mary-Kate Olsen Reportedly Friends Again

Life and Style Magazine is claiming that Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen talked through things while seated together at a Golden Globes party. Maybe Mary-Kate has an easier time making nice to Paris now that Miss Hilton is in legal trouble on two fronts and getting lots of bad tabloid press. It's called schadenfreude .

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Kelly Osbourne Disses Paris Hilton To Get Attention

Sources are quoting Kelly Osbourne and saying she's calling Paris Hilton a bad influence on young girls. Kelly has so many caveats in her little anecdote that she doesn't really say that much.

I'll say something, any young girl that chooses 24 year old amateur porn star/reality TV personality Paris Hilton as a role model needs to be sent to some kind of boot camp ASAP.

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The Real Reason Paris Won't Pose For Playboy

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Paris Hilton Podcast

Yes a fresh, hot very personal podcast from our favorite heiress. It's like a phone call except without the racial slurs and death threats. It's about all the fun partying at Sundance.

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Brian Quintana Has Paris Hilton's Picture On His Website

Brian Quintana loves to have his picture taken with famous people, so much so that he hasn't taken a picture of himself with Paris Hilton off the top of his PHOTOS page on his website. Paris is one of the few people on the page who don't look vaguely uncomfortable when posing with Brian.

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Paris Hilton Refuses To Pose For Playboy

Paris Hilton claims to have refused an offer to appear in Playboy"

They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. I'll never do it. Why? Because I'M Paris Hilton."

1,000,000/(24-17)= 142857 times that Hugh Hefner asked Paris to pose naked. That's 55 times a day. Paris Hilton doesn't get naked quite that often.

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Paris Hilton's Lawyer Wants Psych Exam For Zeta Graff

Paris Hilton's attorneys say they want a psychiatrist to assess Zeta Graff, who is suing the heiress for allegedly planting "vicious lies" about her in the gossip pages.

Oh, and also it should be entered into court records that she is not cute at all.

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Paris Hilton Allegedly Urinates In A Taxi

Harden Jamison alleges that Paris Hilton was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

It looks like the cabbie is trying to cash in on the unfortunate event. I think the supposed offer oF $200 from Paris' people would have almost been fair compensation.

Expect to see a piss soaked towel on eBay later this week.

Luckily for Paris, the deniability is much higher with pee than it is with vomit.

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Paris Hilton Digs Herself In Deeper During Deposition

I'm not going to list the stupid things Paris Hilton said in her deposition for the suit that Zeta Graff is bringing against her, but here's something mean she said about Graff:

"She is old and should stay at home with her child, instead of being at night clubs with young people... She is not cute at all."

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Pais Hilton And Her Friends Diss People In Childish, Stupid Ways

Paris Hilton and her friends have come up with secret signals to help each other escape when they're trapped talking to less than desirable human beings.

It's a sophisticated combination of lying, running away and giggling.

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Britney's Future Ex-Husband Puts His Hairy Palms On Paris Hilton At A Casino

I'm not sure whether to use reportedly or allegedly for this bit of gossip. Kevin Federline was um.. supposedly man handling Paris Hilton at some party celebrating some online gambling thing that has his father-in-law's name attached to it.

In a possibly related story, Britney Spears is out in public not wearing a wedding ring. Maybe it's being resized after losing all that weight. Or maybe she's well on her way to losing 150 lbs of dead weight called Kevin.

And what about Paris? If I was Kevin, my alibi would be that my hand went there while I was helping to hold the drunk skank up off the floor.

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Paris Hilton Has Drunken Fall

Paris Hilton collapsed on the pavement after a drunken night out with friends on Monday.

Paris is 24 years old. I'm not sure where rich fits into the equation, but in my social circle, 24 plus drunken ass divided by curb equals loser.

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Is Paris Hilton A Racist ?

I personally am not sure if Paris Hilton is a racist.

But she does occasionally get some bad press when she uses insulting labels for people that she thinks she is better than. Like in October 2004, when a tape surfaced, showing her using the N word behind the backs of two black gentleman with whom she'd just finished a polite business discussion.

Now, Brian Quintana has accused Hilton of using racial slurs against him, calling him a "lazy Mexican."

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Stavros Uses A Fake ID

Paris Hilton was none too happy when she and boyfriend, 19-year-old Stavros Niarchos, were turned away from sister Nicky's New Year's Eve celebration at Pure nightclub. The legal drinking age is 21.

Reports say Stavros flashed a fake ID to get into the party, but was turned away. Nicky and Paris reportedly stormed out of the club. So, if he is not a US citizen and he is carrying false identification, shouldn't he be in lots of really deep trouble?

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Were Paris And Stavros High When They Had The On Camera Car Accident?

Steve-O blurted out on Jimmy Kimmel live last week that prior to the accident he had met Hilton and Niarchos at a night club and provided them with nitrous-filled balloons. “I probably shouldn’t say that,” Steve-O said and added, “Whoops!”

So the police officers who stopped the two later that evening had no reason to be suspicious when Paris' breath smelled like a rubber balloon.

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Brian Quitana Is Doing His Best To Make Us Believe That Paris Hilton Is Not A Nice Person.

Brian Quintana, an L.A. events promoter, reportedly played a recorded phone conversation to a newspaper in which a female he claims to be Hilton, screams obscenities and insists that Quintana is a pathetic loser.

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Paris Hilton Dislikes This Man, Can't You Tell?

Event promoter Brian Quintana, 37, is seeking a restraining order against Paris Hilton.

"I have received numerous calls (from Hilton) threatening my life," Quintana stated.

It's interesting that Brian Quintana still has this picture posted on his website.

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Will Paris Hilton Face Perjury Charges?

Conflicting depositions and accusations of perjury are what is now happening in the civil case that Zeta Graff has brought against Paris Hilton.

My legal expert ( the person at the desk next to mine ) tells me that perjury is the same crime regardless of whether it's in a criminal trial or just a civil suit.

Perjury is lying under oath.

I had a co-worker who got sentenced to 6 months of house arrest for perjury.

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Brian Quintana Versus Paris Hilton

Brian Quintana has got to fight for his right to party, and to plan parties.

The close friend of Stavros Niarchos III has served Paris with a lawyer's “cease and desist” letter, claiming that her bad mouthing him in Hollywood is “ruining his reputation and interfering with his business relationships.”

He is an events producer and is reportedly among the group of Stavros' friends that Paris instructed security to eject from an after-party for the American Music Awards.

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Paris Does Hawaii For Christmas

Paris and Nicky both wore itsy-bitsy bikinis and strutted their stuff in the Maui surf in celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.

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Paris Hilton Needs More Puppies

Paris Hilton has bought herself two new puppies to celebrate being awarded the title of world's worst dog owner.

I have a argument to make in favor of Paris Hilton's pet hoarding. To Paris, these animals are just attention getting accessories. When she's not dragging them out to that drive that's named after an event where animals are mistreated, these animals are well cared for by well paid professionals. It stands to reason that the more pets she has, the less frequently they will be clutched to her boney chest while she stocks up on $75 thongs.

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Paris Hilton Death Threats

Joe Francis testified on Tuesday that his ex-girlfriend Hilton had spoken to him about Riley at a party in late 2004, "Paris Hilton pulled me aside at a party and said, 'I'm being extorted by Darnell Riley for $20,000 a month and he's threatened to kill me if I don't pay.'"

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Paris Says Club LAX Is SH***Y

While running a gauntlet of paparazzi from one Hollywood club to another, Paris took the opportunity to say bad things about Club LAX which coincidentally is run by Nicole Richie's ex-boyfriend.

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Paris Hilton Loses Bimbo Of The Year Award

This Patriotic Porn Star Is #3

Well considering the company she has on the list 6th place isn't so bad. The criteria for the award includes saying stuff to the media that makes people think the exact opposite of what the person said. The award is named in honour of Jessica Hahn's "I am not a Bimbo" statement made in the wake of a sex scandal involving televangelist Jimmy Bakker.

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Stavros Niarchos Will Dump Paris Hilton

Stavros Niarchos may be getting tired of Paris Hilton.

A source quoted in Bosh says "The sex with Paris is white-hot, but the novelty is wearing off and the constant drama is starting to get to him, not to mention the pressure from his family to dump her."

Here's my conspiracy theory, Nichole Richie dumped her fiance prior to production of the current Simple Life. Paris has to be single too so she can compete. Apparently the premise of the show is a rip off of trading spouses. A selected family has their wife and mother replaced by Paris and Nichole who get one week each in the house. The family decides who was the best at the end of it.

I hope the families get some REALLY good compensation. The mothers will return to sexually frustrated husbands who will appreciate the work they do to keep things running smoothly at home. Of course, we know the sleezy producers will find a family with a barely restrained horndog of a husband for at least one show. I have to stop this post now or the Hollywood Writers Union will accuse me of writing a script.

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Mary-Kate Olsen No Longer Friends With Paris Hilton

It almost goes without saying that these two are no longer friendly, but since she said it, I'll post it.

Mary-Kate Olsen told W mag: “Paris and I always only had nice things to say about each other. Now I guess you can tell we’re not talking. It’s a hurtful and painful subject. I miss [Niarchos] and I love him, and I don’t speak with him anymore.”

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Worst Dog Owner? Poll Judges Paris Hilton Harshly

Paris Hilton has been named the world's worst dog owner - ever.

The sexy socialite, famed for owning a menagerie of pets, reportedly topped an online poll conducted by the magazines 'New York Dog' and 'Hollywood Dog'.

I'm not sure if this is a very good poll. I think she's the most famous inept pet owner. But really, the pets belonging to stupid rich people fare much better than most poor people's pets.

Some of the people with money than brains who subscribe to 'Hollywood Dog' probably get fashionable dogs that were born at a puppy mill.

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Man Decorates His Yard With Paris Hilton

This is a crazy story from CNN. Joe Moretti's Christmas display features a collection of blown-up images of Hilton adorned with pink lights. In one, she sports a tiny pink top hiding little of her chest, in another, she wears knee-high boots and a sultry pout. Even Hilton's faithful Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, is celebrated in a colorful portrait.

Reaction has been mixed, and some say it is inappropriate. It could have been worse, he could have somehow gotten Paris Hilton to decorate his yard for him. She has experience with signage from her 1/2 day working at Sonic.

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Paris Hilton Rick Salomon Video Lawsuit

Rick Salomon has filed a lawsuit against Larry Flynt's company, claiming it did not have permission to ink a deal that would broadcast the footage via hotel room pay-per-view.

I was suprised that the piece of night vision cinéma vérité is registered at the copyright office.

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Watch Paris Hilton Pretend To Kiss William Shatner

This is a old video clip I found on Google Video. It features Paris Hilton receiving a pointless award for being repeatedly ingenuous. That's hot.

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Paris Hilton MySpace Page Is A Fake

I site on which 4 tracks from Paris Hilton's album were available for downloading was not really hers.

If you would like to see a real singer with a fake site try www.coreyhartdrivesafiero.blogspot.com/

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Tinkerbell Is Back the Arms Of Paris Hilton

The chihuahua that had supposedly gotten too big to be a fashionable accessory made an entrance at a Victoria's Secret Store earlier this week.

The exotic kinkajou Baby Love was recently taken away by California authorities.

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Cable Channel Desperate For Attention, Buys The Simple Life

E! announced Monday they would take over the show 'The Simple Life', altering the format so Hilton and Richie do not have to share screen time.

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Authorities Take Away Paris Hilton's Exotic Pet

Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, is not legally allowed to be kept as a pet and Paris was been ordered by the California Department for Fish and Game to get rid of her monkey.

She of course refused, and an official was sent to her house to retrieve the animal.

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The Battle Of The Paris Hilton Boyfriends

The Paris story out today involves her present boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend having a war of words at a post American Music Awards party in LA.

Reportedly, Paris Lastis was upset at seeing Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos together, and a yelling match ensued.

Another side event was Stavros finding out through independent study that drinking too much alcohol causes vomiting. No reports on who drove home.

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A Worm Named Paris

There is no link here today. There is a worm out with a subject line about Paris. Go look at reputable news sites.

Paris Hilton Knows That Santa Claus Is A Fictional Character

Paris Hilton, 24, says she only discovered the truth about Santa Claus when a mean-spirited friend revealed there was no such person. In Paris' sheltered existence, facts reveal themselves only occasionally, like when her boyfriend demonstrated a couple of Newton's laws of motion using a Bentley and a cube van as visual aids.

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Paris Hilton Is Breaking The Law With Her Kinkajou

I have a fair amount of knowledge and also respect when it comes to wild animals. I want to get this off my chest first: Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou is NOT A MONKEY.

Something else that it isn't is LEGAL in either New York or California, Hilton's states of residence. A spokesman for the California Department for Fish and Game explained: "We'll send them a letter to let them know we're aware they have a restricted species."

I would like to add my voice to those opposed to exotic pet ownership. Wild capture often involves killing family members of the young animal. Also our society is killing hundreds of unwanted cats and dogs every day.

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Kelly Osbourne Vents About Paris Hilton's Boyfriend

Kelly Osbourne was throwing out some quips after the Vegas hotel incident:

"Paris's stupid boyfriend ruined my 21st birthday!"

There wasn't really much else to say, but she kept talking anyway, read it if you want to.

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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Is Leaving Her

Stavros Niarchos III has had it with Paris Hilton and her wild lifestyle:

"I need time to reflect. I should have been home today studying, instead I am here paying $100,000 worth of bills."

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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Destroys Hotel Rooms

A 'pillow fight' instigated by Stavros Niarchos III resulted in over $100,000 in damage at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.

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Paris Hilton Is Attacked By Her Pet

Paris Hilton was shopping at a lingerie shop in Las Vegas this weekend when her pet kinkajou attacked her. She then left the little mammal tethered to a display cabinet while she racked up $4,000 in undies.

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Man Selling Pictures Of 14 Year Old Hilton On Ebay

Sexy photo’s of Paris Hilton’s mother Kathy Hilton that were taken when she was just 14 have been posted on eBay.

Kathy said that whoever makes the winning bid, she hopes they will be very happy with the pictures.

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More Video From The Night Of The Paris Hilton Accident

Here's a better quality feed of the crash video, and it includes scenes from the police stop. Also there's footage with Paris telling her boyfriend to stop driving right before he causes the car to lurch down the road.

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The 'Truth' About Paris' Ring

When Paris Hilton's engagement was called off earlier this year, people made a big deal of the fact that Paris did not return her engagement ring. It turns out that the ring on display on Paris' finger had been an inexpensive cubic zirconia that Paris bought herself.

Paris Latsis had given her a less garish 5 caret ring.

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LAPD Spokesperson Making Sense Of The Paris Hilton Vehicle Incident

The LAPD doesn't seem incompetent when you hear their side of the story. Basically they are investigating to see if the officers that stopped Paris Hilton's Bentley, or checked them out while they were stopped, followed procedure properly.

Media reported yesterday that no sobriety tests were carried out. Talan Torriero, star of MTV's "Laguna Beach, stated that he was the only sober person. If the police could not determine who was driving the car before that and made a judgement call that Talan was unimpaired, my guess is they did their job.

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Hey Paris, Drunk Driving Is Not Cool

If last nights foolishness is an indication that behavior that can get you the death penalty in some countries is thought to be fashionable In Paris' clique, I have two words for her: BILLY JOEL

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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Drives Bentley Into Parked Truck

Paris Hilton might love the limelight but her boyfriend's attempts to avoid the paparazzi appear to have caused him to crash Hilton's $300,000 Bentley last night.

The details of the report seem to indicate that the LA police let you get away with drunk driving if you are famous. Given the number of famous people and the number of cars there, it's frightening to even think about.

There is video footage of the crash, if you are like me and tend to feel a car's pain, don't look.

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Paris Hilton Had This Convicted Murderer On Her Speed-dial

Paris might be incidental to this story from RADAR or she might be at the center of it, who knows. It's fascinating and it shows just how messed up Hollywood really is.
What I want to know is, what is Snoop Dogg's involvement in all this?

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Nicole Richie: " I Did NOT Have Sex With That Woman"

Nicole Richie is upset by claims she aired the infamous 'One Night In Paris' sex tape at a party she hosted.

You see, the rumors only get people talking about her for like one day. If she makes a public denial it's like, two.

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24 Year Old Paris Hilton Still Gets An Allowance From Her Daddy

Rick Hilton says he still gives Nicky, 22, and Paris, 24, an allowance.

"In terms of the girls being able to support themselves they definitely can but what I do for them is that Kathy and I give them a monthly allowance which pays for their basics, their rent, their car payment and their cell phone bill which can be, depending on the month, quite large."

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Is It News When Paris Has A Bruise ?

Anyone that wants to hide a bruise like that can easily do so. That would lead me to believe that it's an attention getting thing, or just from banging into people/furniture/walls while out clubbing. But there is evidence that her current boyfriend is an ass.

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Paris Hilton Gets A Pubpoena

Paris Hilton is a material witness to a crime according to police and they want to know any information she has regarding Darnell Riley, an alleged burglar who targeted L.A.'s fabulous set. The issue of a pubpoena was quite a big deal and the police presence outside Hilton's residence was caught on video.

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Paris' Boyfriend Is An Ass

Salon puts the Greek rich guy in a bad light:

Stopping at a Burger King after yet another night spent being a super-wealthy, party-hopping heir, "Stavros Niarchos III offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself," a source told Us Weekly. The guy accepted the offer "and everyone laughed."

So, he's probably missed the point of why 'Punked' works. You have to have the good taste to humiliate people in the same socioeconomic group as yourself.

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Paris' Halloween Party Gets Out Of Hand

Paris Hilton's Hollywood Halloween party was interrupted this weekend when actor Christian Slater fell off a neighbor's rooftop after he was allegedly Tasered by Los Angeles police officers.

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Hilton Working On Her Next Greek Shipping Heir

According to Page Six, Paris Hilton was inseparable from her new boy-toy, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III at Blender magazine's "Rock 'n' Roll Hollywood" bash in the Hollywood Hills the other night - until Hilton decided to plant a good night kiss on *NSYNC-er JC Chasez.

In a couple of years when nobody cares about Paris, I think she will hook up with an old Greek shipping magnate who, like goldfish, die long before you get tired of them.

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Paris Hilton is being sued for $10 Million

Paris Hilton is being sued for $10 million by a woman who claims the socialite fed made-up tales of jealous and criminal behavior about her to the press.

"For motives which are not yet entirely clear, defendant Paris Hilton and others recently caused a number of vicious lies about Ms. [Zeta] Graff, a professional model, actress and film producer, to be published in the New York Post," says Graff's slander and libel lawsuit.

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Paris Hilton Is Being Sued

Paris Hilton is being sued by one of Paris Latsis’s ex-girlfriends, which claims the hotel heiress made defamatory statements about her.

Model and actress Zeta Graff, who dated the Greek millionaire for two years before Paris Hilton, claims the blond billionaire had conspired with her spokesperson to spread a false story about their June 30 run-in at the London nightclub Kabaret.

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Welsh Model Goes On And On About Not Wanting To Talk About His Relationship With Paris Hilton

STEVEN Johnson is dating billionairess Paris Hilton.

He is a 24 year old attention whore, I mean model, who used to go out with Charlotte Church.

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Nicole Richie Says Her Friendship With Paris Was Over For Years

Nicole Richie reveals the rift with Hilton has actually been going on longer than reported, MTV.com reported Thursday.

"We really haven't been friends in probably about two years," she said.

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Paris Says Sizemore Session Never Happened

Paris Hilton is denying Tom Sizemore's claims that he slept with the hotel heiress when she was 19.

The official statement:

“It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs. He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him.”


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Paris Hilton Sends Written Apology to Nicole Richie

Paris Hilton has penned a 'sorry' note to ex best friend Nicole Richie in a bid to end their fall-out. So the long standing line was that Nicole 'knows what she did', so was is the apology for? Maybe the saleability of the duo paired with the Hilton's rumored lack of ready wealth are what Paris is sorry about.

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Fox Cancels "The Simple Life"

All train wrecks must eventually come to a screeching halt; "The Simple Life" is simply over. Fox says it's scrubbing the reality series with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie after the two stars no longer proved compatible.

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Paris Ends Engagement To Paris

Paris tells Us Magazine:

"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him. I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time."

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Paris Is In Denial About Upcoming Season Of 'Simple Life"

Paris Hilton is telling people that she had no idea who her 'Simple Life' co-star would be, even though show insiders say that Nicole Richie has a contract to appear opposite in the series. Hilton, however, is telling people “we start shooting in November, but I’m not sure who I will appear with.”

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Shocking News: Somebody Doesn't Like Paris Hilton

Valentino, irrelevant fashion designer, had this to say:

"I don't like her. She is marrying the son of a friend of mine. They have billions. She is vulgar, and she is not even pretty."

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Will Paris Break Up With Paris ?

There has been lots of speculation about the imminent demise of Paris Hilton's engagement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. Beginning with the weekend of the MTV Video Music Awards, She-Paris has been spending a lot of time in the public eye with producer Scott Storch.

When asked about her sometime-soon-to-be husband, Paris Hilton gets very Katie Holmes: "I'm so happy. It's cool," Paris says. "I feel, like, really safe now, and he's just amazing."

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Paris Hilton's Cellphone Hacker Pleads Guilty

A Massachusetts teenager has pleaded guilty to hacking into the cell-phone account of hotel heiress and Hollywood celebrity Paris Hilton. The 17-year-old boy was sentenced to 11 months' detention at a juvenile facility for a string of crimes that include the online posting of revealing photos and celebrity contact numbers from Hilton's phone.hotel heiress and Hollywood celebrity Paris Hilton.

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Paris Hilton Has A Low Sex Drive ?

Celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON insists she has a low sex drive and frequently snubs steamy sessions at home - despite her raunchy reputation. .

The 24-year-old heiress knows her confession will amaze fans, particularly in the light of her sex tape ONE NIGHT IN PARIS, which featured the blonde engaging in intimate acts with former lover RICK SALOMON.

This male blogger has some life experience and confesses to not being the least bit amazed.

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Paris Wants To Be A Housewife ?

Paris Hilton has a new shtick: happy housewife. In an interview in the new Vanity Fair, she talks about her aspirations to stay home and cook, have a baby, and maybe, you know, also get a new $2 million engagement ring.

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